Okay, I’m very stressed out and worn out and it’s only Monday. I don’t have the time or energy to write anything deep or profound. I needed a break from a teething toddler (yeah, one two-year molar just came through today, only three more to go…) and I felt like wasting time and doing something fun and mindless. This is what I came up with.
The rules are to Google “your name here needs” and write down the results. I’ve seen this on a few other blogs. Some people write down a bunch of them, like I did, and other (normal) people make a list of the top ten. I couldn’t stop at ten because I was amused by the results. I wrote them down in order and I did skip a couple of them to keep it family friendly. One of them might have been bad, but I’m not really sure, because I’m that naive sometimes, but I skipped it just in case. So here’s my list. Remember, I didn’t make these up and don’t nessasarily agree with them. It’s totally random.
- Jennifer needs to be in a mental health facility right now. Quite possibly. Depends on who you talk to. Haha.
- Jennifer needs to give birth in the next week. Um, no.
- Jennifer needs your support.
- Jennifer needs a shave. This link showed a woman with a beard. I don’t have a beard!
- Jennifer needs help.
- Jennifer needs to lose some weight. Yeah. Shut up!
- Jennifer needs too much attention. Maybe that’s why I blog? Kidding.
- Jennifer needs your prayers. Always.
- Jennifer needs a man. No I don’t!
- Jennifer needs to get over Brad. But he looks so good in Meet Joe Black… Haha. I think this linked to something about Jenn Aniston and Brad Pitt. That’s why I made the stupid joke.
- Jennifer needs to develop age-appropriate language for social situations. Okay, not great at socializing, but I think my language is age-appropriate.
- Jennifer needs to be alone for awhile. Very true at times.
- Jennifer needs to grow up and get her own life.
- Jennifer needs to date men her age. Not dating anyone…
- Jennifer needs to settle down and get married. Did my dad write these?
- Jennifer needs to find a good business man or doctor to settle down with. Sounds like my dad, or grandmother, or what my mom is thinking (but is too nice to say), or what everyone at work tells me.
- Jennifer needs to stop the pity party and get on with her life. Yes sir.
- Jennifer needs to put some weight on. Hello, didn’t someone just say lose some weight?
- Jennifer needs to break her own bad pattern and start looking for stable men. I’m beginning to see a pattern on this list. And I’m not making it up.
- Jennifer needs a new friend. Yeah.
- Jennifer needs a bodyguard. I hope not.
- Jennifer needs someone who will love her for who she is. No comment.
- Jennifer needs an assistant. Yes! And a nanny. And a housekeeper.
- Jennifer needs a stylist. Okay, so I accidentally dyed my hair black this weekend. It’s okay. A little black lipstick and I’ll just be goth for a month or so. (I’m joking, but I really did accidentally dye my hair black, and Shiloh and I are getting pictures done Saturday, so it will be interesting.)
- Jennifer needs to freaking slow down and date someone low key. Again, not dating…
- Jennifer needs to get over it. Over what?
6 Comments
August 19, 2008 at 8:38 am
Maybe Jennifer just needs a Target gift card, 2 hours alone and a nice tall latte. Wait, that’s what Kim needs…
August 19, 2008 at 9:48 am
You need all that Kim just mentioned expect change the tall latte into a tall white chocolate mocha or black and white mocha.
August 19, 2008 at 10:21 am
Jennifer needs a night out with the girls.
August 20, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Okay, I tried this and apparently Sarah is a naughty girl who needs some serious help. Everything was way to crude to list on my blog. (blush!)
August 20, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Oops, that comment about Sarah was from me. I was logged in a something else. Sorry!
August 20, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Too funny! I’m going to do this on my blog. Just for kicks!…….and because I’m too tired to make my brain work any harder than it has to tonight.